Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Sen. Boxer: "My toilet tissue broke and I touched poo"

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Friday, June 22, 2007

Coroner: Chicken Caught in Director's Throat Not Cause of Death

Inquest findings relating to film maker Micheal Moore's death show that it was not the live chicken caught in his throat that killed him, as first assumed. "After Mr. Moore swallowed the chicken, it ate through his stomach and consumed his liver," states the report. "That's usually fatal, and it was this time for sure." Read more!

Everyone laughs, even Ted

At Capitol Hill restaurant Citronelle, a toddler walked up to Senator Kennedy's table and stared at him. Kennedy asked the little boy if he was lost, and the tyke responded, "You're that leftwing cocksucker who ought to be horsewhipped, aren't you?" The lad was C-Span honcho Brian Lamb's grandson who was dining at a nearby table. Read more!

Barbara Boxer: "I am not the dumbest cunt on Capitol Hill"

Says "lots of people are dumber than me. Have you talked to Patty Murray? I'm just saying." Read more!

Good Humor Man Spat Upon By Everybody

"I can't understand why people, even kids, suddenly hate my guts" says ice cream vendor Willy Pascal. Read more!

Hillary: "I used to love inserting my tampon ...."

"... now, not so much." Read more!

Trent Lott "loses it." Kills everyone.

That's all. he killed everyone. Read more!

Monday, June 11, 2007

My Favorite Comedian - Brian Regan

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Sunday, June 10, 2007


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