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Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Friday, June 22, 2007
Coroner: Chicken Caught in Director's Throat Not Cause of Death
Inquest findings relating to film maker Micheal Moore's death show that it was not the live chicken caught in his throat that killed him, as first assumed. "After Mr. Moore swallowed the chicken, it ate through his stomach and consumed his liver," states the report. "That's usually fatal, and it was this time for sure." Read more!
Everyone laughs, even Ted
At Capitol Hill restaurant Citronelle, a toddler walked up to Senator Kennedy's table and stared at him. Kennedy asked the little boy if he was lost, and the tyke responded, "You're that leftwing cocksucker who ought to be horsewhipped, aren't you?" The lad was C-Span honcho Brian Lamb's grandson who was dining at a nearby table. Read more!
Barbara Boxer: "I am not the dumbest cunt on Capitol Hill"
Says "lots of people are dumber than me. Have you talked to Patty Murray? I'm just saying." Read more!
Good Humor Man Spat Upon By Everybody
"I can't understand why people, even kids, suddenly hate my guts" says ice cream vendor Willy Pascal.
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Monday, June 11, 2007
Sunday, June 10, 2007
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