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Tuesday, June 26, 2007
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Friday, June 22, 2007
Inquest findings relating to film maker Micheal Moore's death show that it was not the live chicken caught in his throat that killed him, as first assumed. "After Mr. Moore swallowed the chicken, it ate through his stomach and consumed his liver," states the report. "That's usually fatal, and it was this time for sure." Read more!
At Capitol Hill restaurant Citronelle, a toddler walked up to Senator Kennedy's table and stared at him. Kennedy asked the little boy if he was lost, and the tyke responded, "You're that leftwing cocksucker who ought to be horsewhipped, aren't you?" The lad was C-Span honcho Brian Lamb's grandson who was dining at a nearby table. Read more!
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Says "lots of people are dumber than me. Have you talked to Patty Murray? I'm just saying." Read more!
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"I can't understand why people, even kids, suddenly hate my guts" says ice cream vendor Willy Pascal. Read more!
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"... now, not so much." Read more!
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That's all. he killed everyone. Read more!
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
Gov. O'Malley billboard defaced
Official: ” It's an improvement if you ask me“
|Apparently, somebody in Baltimore isn't a fan of Governor Martin O'Malley.
A large billboard welcoming tourists arriving for the Preakness has been defaced.
Robert Murrow, a spokesman for the city's Department of Public Works, saw the vandalism as he drove to work this morning on I-83 near the Guilford Avenue exit. He called The Sun, saying that someone had poured paint on the image of O'Malley's face.
|"It looks like they took globs
of paint and threw it on his face. It looks great. It did my heart
good," said Murrow, who admittedly is not an O'Malley fan.
Kurt L. Kocher, chief spokesman for the city's Department of Public Works and Murrow's supervisor, took issue with Murrow's statement. "I know how he feels, but we can never condone vandalism of any kind." [FULL]
Hollywood.Film producer Michael Moore ate tainted fish at Spago's and died shortly after. Read more!
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Walks with his bitch du jour He can't lick his balls though. Read more!
Monday, May 07, 2007
Dr. Howard Dean ...
... the Vermont obstetrician
convicted of performing abortions was executed by hanging early this
morning at the Northwest State Correctional Facility in Swanton.
Dean collapsed as he began the ascent up the gallows stairs, and was
carried by prison officials. After affixing the noose, he was
revived and promptly hanged. During his trial Dr. Dean was
referred to as the ''Chunky Monkey Butcher'' after it was disclosed he once ate a pint of that flavor of ice cream after performing an abortion. Dean was 59.
Sunday, May 06, 2007
Bill Clinton, owner of the Woodbury Avenue Car Wash ...
is shown with Billie Joe
Conrad (center) and Marshall Lee Rutherford (right), co-captains of the
Wednesday Men's League ten-pin champs at Cliff's Bowl-O-Rama.
This is the third year out of the last five that Mr. Clinton has sponsored the league's championship team.
This is Larry the Eagle ...
He's one of several dozen bald eagles who keep our yard free of squirrels and other vermin. I think they taste like chicken, so we have no reason to eat them. The Eagle, not the squirrels, although they taste like chicken too.
My friend Vilmar sent this link to an Eagle Cam just down the road.
Saturday, May 05, 2007
|Goodwill Industries marks the opening of their newest outlet with a traditional
ribbon cutting ceremony. The Oak Park store will be managed by Miss Hillary Rodham, shown doing the honors. Store hours will be 9-5, M-F,
and 10-2 on Saturday.
Friday, May 04, 2007
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Happiness is being named Catholic Archbishop of Tehran. Happy for maybe 10 seconds.
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His teacher read the roll that first day of school in 1957. Her somewhat sloppy pronunciation of "Chuck Ellis Schumer" caused the children in his
first grade class to giggle, and forever tag him "Chuckles," a name he despised. Teachers and classmates recall that the sobriquet
hardly described Charles Schumer. Not that he was dour, but he was
prone to laugh at the misfortune of others. Third grade teacher Betty
"Charles had a mean streak. He took joy in other's mistakes and tribulations ... seemed to draw strength from it. He was a bully, really. I thought of him as being a Harry Flashman, you know, the bully from "Tom Brown's School Days." (click below to continue)
Schumer loved being the center of attention, and it was here that his bossy attitude was most evident. During a school talent show, he ran onto the stage after nearly every performance, proclaiming he could "do it better." Mrs. Horowitz remembers that after a girl played the piano, an instrument he had never had a lesson on, Chuckles pushed her aside and pounded out his cacophonous rendition of " Heart and Soul." "It was just awful, but Charles beamed afterwards, as though he had proved his prowess. He was oblivious."
Schumer ran for class president every year while attending James Madison High School, losing every election. He wasn't so much unpopular as he was considered an oddball by his classmates. An oddball who loved the limelight. Classmate Harry Rosen remembers an incident when yearbook pictures were being taken.
"We were all lined up in the gym, in alphabetical name order waiting our turn with the photographer. All of a sudden Chuckles couldn't stand it, and ran to the front of the line. Of course he scrambled the photographer's record keeping and, this is funny really, when the year book came out there was his picture listed as "Rhoda Kornblatz." He was furious and petitioned for a reprinting of all the books. I think he even tried to get the ACLU to sue."
Chuck Schumer was shy around girls, but it was all he talked about with the few male friends he had. His father had a collection of pornographic playing cards, and Chuck would bring them to school, and try to get girls to look at them. After one told her parents, Chuckles was suspended for three days. Classmates interviewed for this story all remembered that Charles would often excuse himself during class so he could go to the bathroom and masturbate. He never had a date that anybody could remember, or attend any school dance.
After graduating from high school, Schumer held a number of jobs in Brooklyn, including selling waterless cookware, and running a sidewalk shell game. He told people that he was a Harvard graduate, and held a law degree, but that the practice bored him. In 1994 he took a job as a salesman at Shoe City, where this past March 14th his life intersected with Buleah Mae Riggs'. The 47 year-old Registered Nurse, and African American mother of five, was the customer from hell, all would later agree.
"Chuckles must have brought out twenty pair of shoes and each time she asked for something a little more delicate, or with more style, or a different color," recalled Shoe City manager Cliff Johnson.
Shumer snapped. He came out of the back room with a pair of garish green and orange patent leather pumps and threw them at her. "Here, these are popular with all our (N-word) whores, I'm sure you'll love them." Buleah Mae hurled them back at him, calling Schumer a "stupid Jew c--- sucker." Chuckles produced a "Saturday Night Special" .38 caliber handgun and shot Buleah Mae in the forehead, killing her instantly. Last week a jury found Schumer guilty of homicide.
Today Judge Sarah O'Reilly, who could have sentenced him to life in prison, instead ordered that he be put to death in the state's electric chair. She set an execution date of May 24, 2007. Schumer's court appointed lawyer Barry Scheck said he has no plans to appeal the sentence. "Hey, he did it. He admitted he did it. What can I do?'
.... is now a man, and still single.
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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Nah ... nothing after this. Click pic for bigger. And here is the rest of it. Read more!
|Austin - A dump truck overturns, loses dirt. [Video]
Nation's school children pray for driver's safety - "He's Okay!"