Saturday, May 05, 2007

Hillary Rodham Opens Goodwill Store

Goodwill Industries marks the opening of their newest outlet with a traditional ribbon cutting ceremony. The Oak Park store will be managed by Miss Hillary Rodham, shown doing the honors. Store hours will be 9-5, M-F, and 10-2 on Saturday.
Miss Rodham was previously assistant office manager at Duzlac Realty in Norridge.

4 comments:

Juice said...

Well it only makes sense you know. Isn't that where Bill donated his underwear? Helping the needy, you know.

Alear said...

Let's Fisk this also:

Hillary: no, not named after the Everest conqueror.

Rod Ham: Hehe, only reason I'd vote for her, drive the Islamists nuts.

Opens: No thanks, but the excuse to take downs is appreciated.

Goodwill: She's a conniving bitch, nothing good about her.

Store: Sorry, I read that as Score, look up and see Opens.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Y'all understand the premise here, right? In this universe there is no Bill Clinton in her life. The very first post was a news account of Joseph Kennedy's untimely death in 1905, so of course there are no Kennedy children, period. No Jack. No Ted. No Eunice. No Bobby. Nada.

Juice said...

I'll adjust my alternate think cap, 'must've been set for the here and now.