Monday, May 28, 2007
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Meteor Hits Capitol Bldg. - Everyone Killed
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Monday, May 14, 2007
Everything is beautiful here
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
Gov. O'Malley vandalized
Gov. O'Malley billboard defaced
Official: ” It's an improvement if you ask me“
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Apparently, somebody in Baltimore isn't a fan of Governor Martin O'Malley. A large billboard welcoming tourists arriving for the Preakness has been defaced. Robert Murrow, a spokesman for the city's Department of Public Works, saw the vandalism as he drove to work this morning on I-83 near the Guilford Avenue exit. He called The Sun, saying that someone had poured paint on the image of O'Malley's face. |
"It looks like they took globs
of paint and threw it on his face. It looks great. It did my heart
good," said Murrow, who admittedly is not an O'Malley fan. Kurt L. Kocher, chief spokesman for the city's Department of Public Works and Murrow's supervisor, took issue with Murrow's statement. "I know how he feels, but we can never condone vandalism of any kind." [FULL] |
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Film Producer Michael Moore Dead
Hollywood.Film producer Michael Moore ate tainted fish at Spago's and died shortly after. Read more!
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Keith Olbermann
Walks with his bitch du jour He can't lick his balls though. Read more!
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Monday, May 07, 2007
''Chunky Monkey Butcher'' Hanged
Dr. Howard Dean ...
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... the Vermont obstetrician
convicted of performing abortions was executed by hanging early this
morning at the Northwest State Correctional Facility in Swanton.
Dean collapsed as he began the ascent up the gallows stairs, and was
carried by prison officials. After affixing the noose, he was
revived and promptly hanged. During his trial Dr. Dean was
referred to as the ''Chunky Monkey Butcher'' after it was disclosed he once ate a pint of that flavor of ice cream after performing an abortion. Dean was 59.
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Sunday, May 06, 2007
League Bowling Champs
Bill Clinton, owner of the Woodbury Avenue Car Wash ...
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is shown with Billie Joe
Conrad (center) and Marshall Lee Rutherford (right), co-captains of the
Wednesday Men's League ten-pin champs at Cliff's Bowl-O-Rama.
This is the third year out of the
last five that Mr. Clinton has sponsored the league's
championship team.
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Larry The Eagle
This is Larry the Eagle ...
He's one of several dozen bald
eagles who keep our yard free of squirrels and other
vermin. I think they taste like chicken, so we have no
reason to eat them. The Eagle, not the squirrels, although they taste like chicken too.
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
Hillary Rodham Opens Goodwill Store
Goodwill Industries marks the opening of their newest outlet with a traditional
ribbon cutting ceremony. The Oak Park store will be managed by Miss Hillary Rodham, shown doing the honors. Store hours will be 9-5, M-F,
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Friday, May 04, 2007
RIP ROY PEARSON
But, in your universe ...Judge Sues Cleaner for $65M Over Pants it. Read more!
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A New Standard of Air Travel
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Thursday, May 03, 2007
Tenement Life
Can you find me? Read more!
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Reality Bites
Happiness is being named Catholic Archbishop of Tehran. Happy for maybe 10 seconds.
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Gunman Sentenced to Chair
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His teacher read the roll that first day of school in 1957. Her somewhat sloppy pronunciation of "Chuck Ellis Schumer" caused the children in his
first grade class to giggle, and forever tag him "Chuckles," a name he despised. Teachers and classmates recall that the sobriquet
hardly described Charles Schumer. Not that he was dour, but he was
prone to laugh at the misfortune of others. Third grade teacher Betty
Horowitz recalls: "Charles had a mean
streak. He took joy in other's mistakes and tribulations ... seemed to draw strength from it. He was a bully, really. I thought of him as
being a Harry Flashman, you know, the bully from "Tom Brown's School
Days." (click below to continue)
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Schumer loved being the center of attention, and it was here that his bossy attitude was most evident. During a school talent show, he ran onto the stage after nearly every performance, proclaiming he could "do it better." Mrs. Horowitz remembers that after a girl played the piano, an instrument he had never had a lesson on, Chuckles pushed her aside and pounded out his cacophonous rendition of " Heart and Soul." "It was just awful, but Charles beamed afterwards, as though he had proved his prowess. He was oblivious."
Schumer ran for class president every year while attending James Madison High School, losing every election. He wasn't so much unpopular as he was considered an oddball by his classmates. An oddball who loved the limelight. Classmate Harry Rosen remembers an incident when yearbook pictures were being taken.
"We were all lined up in the gym, in alphabetical name order waiting our turn with the photographer. All of a sudden Chuckles couldn't stand it, and ran to the front of the line. Of course he scrambled the photographer's record keeping and, this is funny really, when the year book came out there was his picture listed as "Rhoda Kornblatz." He was furious and petitioned for a reprinting of all the books. I think he even tried to get the ACLU to sue."
Chuck Schumer was shy around girls, but it was all he talked about with the few male friends he had. His father had a collection of pornographic playing cards, and Chuck would bring them to school, and try to get girls to look at them. After one told her parents, Chuckles was suspended for three days. Classmates interviewed for this story all remembered that Charles would often excuse himself during class so he could go to the bathroom and masturbate. He never had a date that anybody could remember, or attend any school dance.
After graduating from high school, Schumer held a number of jobs in Brooklyn, including selling waterless cookware, and running a sidewalk shell game. He told people that he was a Harvard graduate, and held a law degree, but that the practice bored him. In 1994 he took a job as a salesman at Shoe City, where this past March 14th his life intersected with Buleah Mae Riggs'. The 47 year-old Registered Nurse, and African American mother of five, was the customer from hell, all would later agree.
"Chuckles must have brought out twenty pair of shoes and each time she asked for something a little more delicate, or with more style, or a different color," recalled Shoe City manager Cliff Johnson.
Shumer snapped. He came out of the back room with a pair of garish green and orange patent leather pumps and threw them at her. "Here, these are popular with all our (N-word) whores, I'm sure you'll love them." Buleah Mae hurled them back at him, calling Schumer a "stupid Jew c--- sucker." Chuckles produced a "Saturday Night Special" .38 caliber handgun and shot Buleah Mae in the forehead, killing her instantly. Last week a jury found Schumer guilty of homicide.
Today Judge Sarah O'Reilly, who could have sentenced him to life in prison, instead ordered that he be put to death in the state's electric chair. She set an execution date of May 24, 2007. Schumer's court appointed lawyer Barry Scheck said he has no plans to appeal the sentence. "Hey, he did it. He admitted he did it. What can I do?'
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Ramar the Elephant boy ...
.... is now a man, and still single.
If you want all comments ...
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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
The Good News is, nobody will feel bad about this
Nah ... nothing after this. Click pic for bigger. And here is the rest of it. Read more!
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Dump Truck Loses Dirt
Austin - A dump truck overturns, loses dirt. [Video] Nation's school children pray for driver's safety - "He's Okay!"
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From the Wires
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Reefer Madness - the Cause of Hippies
Via: Flixya
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